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My Critic Was a Cynic

November 27, 2009 Leave a comment

I own and operate a crock pot. I cook turkey sandwiches and banana shakes for lunch and dinner every day. My dishes are always the best at those pot luck celebrations. And this may sound conceited or perhaps even pompous, but I get invited to several pot luck dinners every year. So I know what I’m talking about.

I explained all of this to her and she still didn’t believe I was a talented cooker. She thought I was being cocky or perhaps even over-confident.

So when I heard that Thanksgiving was coming up this year, I jumped at the opportunity to make squash casserole. And it may sound like I’m boasting or perhaps even bragging, but my dish was the best in the whole house again. And it was the first time I ever made it. I’m not lying.

But one thing was different this time. My critic – her, was there to taste the stuff I cooked for her self, right there. And it was good. So if she’s reading this, I have a message for her to look at.

Ha! I told ya I could cook, didn’t I? You didn’t think I could. But now ya know I can, right? Told ya! Ha!

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